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Circus Warning Metal Hanging Sign - view 2

Circus Warning Metal Hanging Sign

Name: Circus Warning Metal Hanging Sign
SKU: S03725609
Price: 3.99 GBP
Availability: InStock

£3.99

Add a dash of wicked humour to your walls with this striped metal sign that warns: “Children left unattended will be sold to the circus.” Perfect for hallways, playrooms or as a quirky gift for a parent with a dark sense of humour.

50 in stock