■ STOP

We do not steal cookies. Not from the monster, not from the jar. We do not store your data, sell it, or follow you round the internet with adverts for the mug you already bought.

One tiny note gets kept in your browser so this does not pop up every single time. That is genuinely the whole thing.

Best not read this out loud though. Alexa is probably listening.

Cookie Policy

The short version

This site sets no tracking cookies. There is no analytics, no advertising pixel, and nothing following you between websites.

What we do store

Your basket is kept in your own browser using local storage, so it survives a refresh. It never leaves your device and we cannot read it. Clearing your browser data empties it.

Stripe

When you click through to pay, Stripe sets its own cookies on their checkout page for security and fraud prevention. That is their domain and their policy, and it is necessary for payment to work at all.

Fonts

Typefaces are loaded from Google Fonts, which means your browser requests them from Google’s servers. No cookies are set by us in doing so.