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We do not steal cookies. Not from the monster, not from the jar. We do not store your data, sell it, or follow you round the internet with adverts for the mug you already bought.

One tiny note gets kept in your browser so this does not pop up every single time. That is genuinely the whole thing.

Best not read this out loud though. Alexa is probably listening.

Two nerds and a camera.

Nerd Arcade is two of us, five kids, two dogs and three cats, in a house in the UK that is never entirely quiet. We liked the same daft things, spent most evenings playing them anyway, and eventually worked out we may as well point a camera at it.

That was 2021. Since then it has turned into sleepy longplays for winding down to, live runs where the shouting definitely happens, horror bits, and a frankly unreasonable number of compilations.

Games, memes, trivia and live streams. Join the shenanigans.

Why there is a shop

Because none of this is free. Games cost money, so does the hardware, and so does the time that goes into editing something nobody asked for at one in the morning.

The shop is how the channel pays for itself. Not a side hustle bolted on, not a brand deal we did not mean — just the bit that keeps the lights on so the rest can carry on being made. Every order genuinely goes back into games, kit and editing time.

What we actually sell

Gothic and horror homeware, tarot decks and oracle cards, crystals, dragons and fairies, cats and crows and the odd frog, incense burners, candles, mugs and a startling amount of pumpkin-shaped everything. The sort of thing already cluttering our own shelves.

We are honest about how it works: we do not hold stock. A UK supplier warehouses it and posts it straight to you, which is why it turns up in days rather than a month, and why we can hold prices at the recommended retail rather than inventing our own.

If something would not survive a Friday night at ours — five kids, two dogs, three cats, one of whom has opinions about shelves — it does not go on the site, whatever the margin looks like.

Delivery and returns, plainly

Everything ships from a UK warehouse on a tracked service, normally arriving in 2–4 working days. Delivery is £4.95, free over £50. You have 14 days to change your mind and send it back. Nothing comes from overseas, so nothing takes a month. Full detail on the Delivery, Returns & Cancellation page.

Payment is handled by Stripe on their own secure page — your card details never touch this site.

Where to find us

The Discord is the honest answer — that is where the community actually lives, and where you will hear about new stock first. Everything else is a way in.

Questions about an order? Contact us — email gets seen today.