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We do not steal cookies. Not from the monster, not from the jar. We do not store your data, sell it, or follow you round the internet with adverts for the mug you already bought.

One tiny note gets kept in your browser so this does not pop up every single time. That is genuinely the whole thing.

Best not read this out loud though. Alexa is probably listening.

Contact Us

The quickest way to reach us is email. We read everything and aim to reply within one working day — usually a lot sooner.

Email

nerd@nerdarcade.store
Orders, returns, missing parcels, wholesale enquiries, or telling us we have spelled something wrong.

Discord

Honestly the fastest option, and where the community actually lives. Join the Nerd Arcade Discord.

About your order

Quote your order number if you have one — it is in your confirmation email and starts with a #. Orders are dispatched from a UK warehouse, tracked, and normally arrive in 2–4 working days. See Delivery, Returns & Cancellation for the full policy.

Social

We are on YouTube, Twitch, TikTok, Instagram and Facebook. DMs get seen eventually; email gets seen today.