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We do not steal cookies. Not from the monster, not from the jar. We do not store your data, sell it, or follow you round the internet with adverts for the mug you already bought.

One tiny note gets kept in your browser so this does not pop up every single time. That is genuinely the whole thing.

Best not read this out loud though. Alexa is probably listening.

Privacy Policy

What we collect

When you order we receive your name, delivery address, email address and what you bought. We do not receive or store your card details — those go directly to Stripe.

Why we hold it

To take payment, get your parcel to you, handle returns, and keep the sales records HMRC requires. That is the whole list.

Who else sees it

Two parties. Stripe processes your payment under their own privacy policy. Our UK supplier receives your name and delivery address so they can post your order — nothing more. We do not sell, rent or share your details with anyone else, ever.

How long we keep it

Order records are kept for six years because tax law requires it. Anything not needed for that is deleted when it is no longer useful.

Your rights

Under UK GDPR you can ask what we hold about you, have it corrected, or have it erased where we are not legally required to keep it. The data controller is Nerd Arcade, Bedfordshire, United Kingdom. Email nerd@nerdarcade.store and we will respond within one month.

Complaints

If you are unhappy with how we have handled your data you can complain to the Information Commissioner’s Office at ico.org.uk.