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Crusty Pie logo - a steaming pie with Crusty Pie written in pastry lettering

Crusty Pie

Crusty Pie logo, a steaming pie with Crusty Pie written in pastry letteringOriginal characters · anime · furry · all custom

Weird Pie Art, Made With Pie

Just me, my drawing pad, and a head full of nothing (and pie). I draw original characters — yours or mine — and now you can wear them.

The gallery

A taste of it. Everything here is drawn by hand, no AI, no traced templates. The full gallery lives on her own site at crustypie.uk.

Original character art by Crusty Pie, a girl in round glasses sitting on a giant ice cream sundae
Original character · full colour
Original character art by Crusty Pie, a pale blue haired character with animal ears against a swirling blue background
Anime style · original character
MORE ON HER OWN SITE
CRUSTYPIE.UK

Commission your own character

Send her your OC and she draws them properly, then you can have it printed on something you can actually wear. Anime or furry style, full colour, one at a time. Three sizes of drawing, and a shirt is an optional extra on any of them.

£25Bust — head and shoulders
£45Half body — waist up
£75Full body — head to toe
+£20Add a printed t-shirt

Every tier includes high resolution digital files for personal use — profile pictures and banners, yes, anything you profit from, no. She keeps the rights to the artwork and it must never go into an AI engine. Busy designs, extra characters, backgrounds and rush jobs cost a bit more — email her and she will quote you before you pay anything.

How it works

  1. Pick a size and orderBust, half body or full body. There is a box at checkout to tell her about your character. Add a shirt if you want to wear it.
  2. Send visual referencesShe emails you within a day or two from pie@crustypie.uk. Pictures, please, not just a written description — words alone may cost extra or be declined.
  3. She draws itFull colour, drawn by hand. You see it before anything is finished or printed, and it can be tweaked.
  4. Files, and a shirt if you added oneDigital files land in your inbox. Shirts are printed and posted from UK stock, tracked.

Where to order

Commissions are booked on Crusty Pie’s own site, so her queue and her slots stay in one place. Same payment provider as here, same card handling.

Order a commission at crustypie.uk
Email pie@crustypie.uk

The sensible bits

Original characters only. She cannot draw someone else’s copyrighted character onto merchandise, but yours, absolutely.
Keep it SFW. The printers won’t handle explicit work.
Your character stays yours. Nobody else gets sold your OC, and if you’d rather the artwork wasn’t posted anywhere, just say.
Allow up to two months. Usually far less, but that is the honest outside figure. You approve the work at sketch, line art and flat colours, and three minor revisions are included.
Credit her if you repost. Sharing is welcome — tag @KidneyCrustyPie on Twitter (X).

Full terms, including references, refunds and revisions, are on her terms of service page. Worth two minutes before ordering.