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One tiny note gets kept in your browser so this does not pop up every single time. That is genuinely the whole thing.

Best not read this out loud though. Alexa is probably listening.

Candles & Holders

Spell candles, tealight holders shaped like things that arguably should not hold tealights, and enough gothic candelabra to make a power cut feel deliberate.

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